Off Topic Mess Hall
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Re: Off Topic Mess Hall
Ik had een hele leuke reactie voor dit topic, maar ik ben het kwijt
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Re: Off Topic Mess Hall
Dit schip is ook neergestort.
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Vast een vrouwelijke kapitein.
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of er zat een condoom om de warp nacelle heen
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Inmiddels al gevondenDark*staR schreef:Ik had een hele leuke reactie voor dit topic, maar ik ben het kwijt
- CmdrCrichton
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Gaat dit ooit nog verder?
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Kleine onwaarschijnlijke kans.
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'ts opgeslokt door een zwart gat ...
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werd dit forum onderdeel maar opgeslokt door een zwart gat
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Hoezo een jaar geleden was het nog een projectje van SCC
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ja en!?
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Het schip is is zojuist neergestort.
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R.I.P.
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Ik dacht dat dit schip al een zeer lange tijd was neergestort
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mja, ik snap ook niet echt de fun van dit in...
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Een draak heeft het schip omver geblazenEMH schreef:Het schip is is zojuist neergestort.
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FUS RO DAH!!!
*schip crashed*
*schip crashed*
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vergeet niet het woessssjjjjj effect
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Okee, opnieuw dan:
Int. Bridge:
Science Ops: Sir, we are picking something up on scanners. It... just appeared out of nowhere sir!
Captain: What is it luitenant?
Sciene Ops: I do not know sir, but it is building up energy.
Captain: On screen.
Ext. ship:
We see a man standing on an icy comet. The comet changes facing so that the man can look at the ship.
Int. Bridge:
Captain: What do you make of this number one?
First Officer: I have never seen anything like it captain. Helm, bring us about.
Helm Officer: Bringing her about, aye sir.
Captain: Lets get a closer look. Science officer, run a full scan.
Science Ops: Scanning... energy levels still rising sir it seems... it seems there is a breathable atmosphere surrounding the comet and that the person standing on it is sucking in more and more air and...
Suddenly warning claxons are sounding.
Captain: REPORT!
Science Ops: It seems that the atmosphere surrounding the comet is enveloping the ship captain..
First Officer: Shields up, yellow alert!
Counsellor: I am sensing... animosity sir, and confusion.
Captain: Let us see if we can open op communications.
Science Ops: Sir, the object or... person seems to be trying to communicate.
Captain: Open a channel.
Ext. comet
Close up on the Dovakhiin
Dovakhiin: OOR ZAH FRUL!!!
Int. Bridge
Captain: What was that noise?
Helm: Sir, we are falling towards the comet.
First Officer: What? All engines full reverse.
Helm: No response from the helm sir!
Captain: Full alert! All hands, brace for impact!
Science Officer: Captain! The being is charging up again!
Captain: Good lord...
Ext. comet
Dovakhiin: ZUN HAAL VIK!!!
Int. Bridge
Captain: Damage report!
Tac Ops: All weapons are offline, shields are bucklin
Science Ops: Sensors offline captain, we are blind. Shields at 20%.
Engineering: We just blew out the primary power couplings, we have no warp propulsion captain!
Suddenly, explosions rock the bridge. EPS power conduits explode behind panels -as usual- kiling an unnamed crew member and maiming several others. The tactical officer is flown from behind his console across the bridge, and is the only one to be only knocked unconcious.
Captain: All hands, this is the captain, abandon ship! I repeat abandon shi...
ext. comet
Before the captain finishes, the mysterious being lets loose another mighty roar.
Dovakhiin: FUS RO DAH!!!
ext. space
With that last shout, the ship is destroyed. All hands aboard are lost. The being on the comet looks on for a while, seemingly waiting to collect something. As nothing happens for several moments, he heads back inside the comet, flying ever onwards.
Int. Bridge:
Science Ops: Sir, we are picking something up on scanners. It... just appeared out of nowhere sir!
Captain: What is it luitenant?
Sciene Ops: I do not know sir, but it is building up energy.
Captain: On screen.
Ext. ship:
We see a man standing on an icy comet. The comet changes facing so that the man can look at the ship.
Int. Bridge:
Captain: What do you make of this number one?
First Officer: I have never seen anything like it captain. Helm, bring us about.
Helm Officer: Bringing her about, aye sir.
Captain: Lets get a closer look. Science officer, run a full scan.
Science Ops: Scanning... energy levels still rising sir it seems... it seems there is a breathable atmosphere surrounding the comet and that the person standing on it is sucking in more and more air and...
Suddenly warning claxons are sounding.
Captain: REPORT!
Science Ops: It seems that the atmosphere surrounding the comet is enveloping the ship captain..
First Officer: Shields up, yellow alert!
Counsellor: I am sensing... animosity sir, and confusion.
Captain: Let us see if we can open op communications.
Science Ops: Sir, the object or... person seems to be trying to communicate.
Captain: Open a channel.
Ext. comet
Close up on the Dovakhiin
Dovakhiin: OOR ZAH FRUL!!!
Int. Bridge
Captain: What was that noise?
Helm: Sir, we are falling towards the comet.
First Officer: What? All engines full reverse.
Helm: No response from the helm sir!
Captain: Full alert! All hands, brace for impact!
Science Officer: Captain! The being is charging up again!
Captain: Good lord...
Ext. comet
Dovakhiin: ZUN HAAL VIK!!!
Int. Bridge
Captain: Damage report!
Tac Ops: All weapons are offline, shields are bucklin
Science Ops: Sensors offline captain, we are blind. Shields at 20%.
Engineering: We just blew out the primary power couplings, we have no warp propulsion captain!
Suddenly, explosions rock the bridge. EPS power conduits explode behind panels -as usual- kiling an unnamed crew member and maiming several others. The tactical officer is flown from behind his console across the bridge, and is the only one to be only knocked unconcious.
Captain: All hands, this is the captain, abandon ship! I repeat abandon shi...
ext. comet
Before the captain finishes, the mysterious being lets loose another mighty roar.
Dovakhiin: FUS RO DAH!!!
ext. space
With that last shout, the ship is destroyed. All hands aboard are lost. The being on the comet looks on for a while, seemingly waiting to collect something. As nothing happens for several moments, he heads back inside the comet, flying ever onwards.
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Re: Off Topic Mess Hall
X doet ten minste nog een poging om iets half-on-topics te doen, dus je kan wel met je mooie oogjes gaan rollen....
Overigens, in de algemeenheid, dat de sim op dit moment plat ligt, is geen vrijbrief om hier maar lekker te gaan spammen natuurlijk. Daar hebben we die andere Mess Hall voor
Overigens, in de algemeenheid, dat de sim op dit moment plat ligt, is geen vrijbrief om hier maar lekker te gaan spammen natuurlijk. Daar hebben we die andere Mess Hall voor
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geniaal X-File!
Stiekem hoop ik dat dit ooit nog verder gaat,ik had nog leuke verhaal ideeën!
Stiekem hoop ik dat dit ooit nog verder gaat,ik had nog leuke verhaal ideeën!
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Dank u , ondanks het gemopper van onze spamkoning allertijden Nemesis ...X-File schreef: Snip
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Toch eigenlijk best jammer dat dit vroegtijdig is te komen overlijden. Er zat toch best redelijk wat potentie in.
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Zo gaan die dingen is op dit tijdstip mijn conclusie.
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Miriam schreef:Toch eigenlijk best jammer dat dit vroegtijdig is te komen overlijden. Er zat toch best redelijk wat potentie in.
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Gefeliciteerd, je hebt geen grap gemaakt