Star trek parodies
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Win2ksal
- Ensign
- Berichten: 157
- Lid geworden op: 13 jun 2002, 18:06
Star trek parodies
Post hier je favorite star trek parodies, of zinnen uit een parody. Persoonlijk vind ik deze zin erg lollig:
Uit De-Formed, een parody op Twisted. Ik weet niet waarom ik hem zo lollig vind maar de eerste keer dat ik het leeste rolde ik echt lachend over de grond..bij wijze van spreken...Tuvok: Commander, the logical choice would be right. If we continue to take right turns, we will eventually end up going around and around in circles for the rest of eternity.
Chakotay: And that's a good thing?
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Jadzia
- Commander
- Berichten: 1895
- Lid geworden op: 10 jun 2002, 23:52
- Locatie: Nuland
Ik vind ook Star Trek parodieen op muziek wel leuk. Deze twee bijvoorbeeld:
The Comforts of Home
I need a place where I can go.
I need it soon or I may blow up.
I need a place where I can throw up
Replicated food that's even worse than home.
I need a room for my relief.
I need a room for quick debriefing.
Twice a day and once each evening,
I need a place where I can be alone.
I don't care if the ship's high tech.
I don't care if it has a holodeck.
I don't care if there's life support.
Okay I guess I need the life support.
But anything beyond that, I don't care,
As long as there's a place somewhere a man can go.
How we've tried to find it!
Tore apart the bridge and looked behind it.
Who approved this ship and just who the hell designed it?
We'll have to have a word with them when we get home.
How we would have filled it!
Engineering even tried to build it.
Budget overruns are all that ultimately killed it,
For plasma phase inversion tubes alone.
And even though your guts may ache
I know that you will make it
So you'll find a place to go
Right into space.
Who checks the air locks anyhow?
A million years from now it may reach home.
Geinspireerd door het gebrek aan wc's op de ST schepen.
En nog eentje over de Horta uit "The Devil in the Dark":
Mineral Rights
You broke into my caverns as a glutton after punishment,
And stranger tastes in food I've never known.
You're welcome to those tasteless veins of diamonds and dilithium.
Just leave me and my nest of eggs alone.
(Chorus)
I may be the last on this planet.
The last of a great race's dregs.
And if only you'd stop taking them for granite,
You'd see that those big bowling balls are eggs.
You beamed down to this planet when, for reasons then unknown to you,
The men were dying horribly each day.
What kind of crazy creatures send their captain to investigate-
Yet think I'm less intelligent than they?
(Chorus)
I've killed a few more miners extra gruesomely, to frighten you.
But life, it seems, means nothing much to you.
Perhaps I'll kill a couple of your crewmen from Security.
I'll bet you're not so used to losing crew.
(Chorus)
I'm etching one last message even you can read. I'm desperate now.
I'm stuck between a hard place and myself.
But make one more complaint about my grammar
or my penmanship,
You'll find I'm still a hazard to your health!
(Chorus)
Je kunt ze trouwens allebei (legaal) downloaden van:
http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/49/bob_ ... lyric.html
The Comforts of Home
I need a place where I can go.
I need it soon or I may blow up.
I need a place where I can throw up
Replicated food that's even worse than home.
I need a room for my relief.
I need a room for quick debriefing.
Twice a day and once each evening,
I need a place where I can be alone.
I don't care if the ship's high tech.
I don't care if it has a holodeck.
I don't care if there's life support.
Okay I guess I need the life support.
But anything beyond that, I don't care,
As long as there's a place somewhere a man can go.
How we've tried to find it!
Tore apart the bridge and looked behind it.
Who approved this ship and just who the hell designed it?
We'll have to have a word with them when we get home.
How we would have filled it!
Engineering even tried to build it.
Budget overruns are all that ultimately killed it,
For plasma phase inversion tubes alone.
And even though your guts may ache
I know that you will make it
So you'll find a place to go
Right into space.
Who checks the air locks anyhow?
A million years from now it may reach home.
Geinspireerd door het gebrek aan wc's op de ST schepen.
En nog eentje over de Horta uit "The Devil in the Dark":
Mineral Rights
You broke into my caverns as a glutton after punishment,
And stranger tastes in food I've never known.
You're welcome to those tasteless veins of diamonds and dilithium.
Just leave me and my nest of eggs alone.
(Chorus)
I may be the last on this planet.
The last of a great race's dregs.
And if only you'd stop taking them for granite,
You'd see that those big bowling balls are eggs.
You beamed down to this planet when, for reasons then unknown to you,
The men were dying horribly each day.
What kind of crazy creatures send their captain to investigate-
Yet think I'm less intelligent than they?
(Chorus)
I've killed a few more miners extra gruesomely, to frighten you.
But life, it seems, means nothing much to you.
Perhaps I'll kill a couple of your crewmen from Security.
I'll bet you're not so used to losing crew.
(Chorus)
I'm etching one last message even you can read. I'm desperate now.
I'm stuck between a hard place and myself.
But make one more complaint about my grammar
or my penmanship,
You'll find I'm still a hazard to your health!
(Chorus)
Je kunt ze trouwens allebei (legaal) downloaden van:
http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/49/bob_ ... lyric.html
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Raven
- Lieutenant
- Berichten: 559
- Lid geworden op: 10 jun 2002, 21:01
- Locatie: Bleiswijk
- Contacteer:
ooit gehoord van de 'startrek Rapsody'
KIRK:"I am de captain of the starship enterprise"
SPOCK:"captain Kirk this is spock,
please step on the transporter"
CHECOV:"Dilithium Cristals,
hit by klingon missiles"
BONES:NO
I'm a doctor, not an actor"
KIRK:"What's that supposed to mean
Lieutenant Uhura
Open hailingfrequencies"
UHURA:"Yes Captain Kirk, opening hailingfreqencies
Sir"
KIRK:"Let's boldly go where no one's gone before
hahaha..
Beam me up mister Scot
sulu go to warp"
SULU:"warp 3 sir"
KIRK:"no that will be way to slow"
SULU:"warp 4 sir?"
KIRK:"no, that still is way to slow"
SULU:"warp 5 sir"
KIRK:"that still is way to slow"
SULU:"warp 6 sir"
KIRK:"that still is to damn slow"
SULU:"warp 7"
KIRK:"it's to damn slow"
KOOR:"It's to damn slooowoowoo"
KIRK:"Mr Checov, mr Checov"
CHECOV:"I'm firing torpedo"
SPOCK:"That will not work, and would be illogical
to me...
to meeee
to meeeeeeeee"
als je de tekst zo leest issie gaar maar hij klinkt wle grappig
KIRK:"I am de captain of the starship enterprise"
SPOCK:"captain Kirk this is spock,
please step on the transporter"
CHECOV:"Dilithium Cristals,
hit by klingon missiles"
BONES:NO
I'm a doctor, not an actor"
KIRK:"What's that supposed to mean
Lieutenant Uhura
Open hailingfrequencies"
UHURA:"Yes Captain Kirk, opening hailingfreqencies
Sir"
KIRK:"Let's boldly go where no one's gone before
hahaha..
Beam me up mister Scot
sulu go to warp"
SULU:"warp 3 sir"
KIRK:"no that will be way to slow"
SULU:"warp 4 sir?"
KIRK:"no, that still is way to slow"
SULU:"warp 5 sir"
KIRK:"that still is way to slow"
SULU:"warp 6 sir"
KIRK:"that still is to damn slow"
SULU:"warp 7"
KIRK:"it's to damn slow"
KOOR:"It's to damn slooowoowoo"
KIRK:"Mr Checov, mr Checov"
CHECOV:"I'm firing torpedo"
SPOCK:"That will not work, and would be illogical
to me...
to meeee
to meeeeeeeee"
als je de tekst zo leest issie gaar maar hij klinkt wle grappig
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Nemesis
- Admiral
- Berichten: 11595
- Lid geworden op: 10 jun 2002, 20:40
- Locatie: Zwolle
- Contacteer:
Star Trekkin' is veel cooler... kijk ook op http://www.stonetrek.com
directe link
http://www.angelfire.com/fl/sapringer/STARTREKKIN.html
directe link
http://www.angelfire.com/fl/sapringer/STARTREKKIN.html
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omega88
- Lieutenant Junior Grade
- Berichten: 280
- Lid geworden op: 10 jun 2002, 22:18
- Contacteer:
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Raven
- Lieutenant
- Berichten: 559
- Lid geworden op: 10 jun 2002, 21:01
- Locatie: Bleiswijk
- Contacteer:
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3rd RemataKlan
- Vice Admiral
- Berichten: 9931
- Lid geworden op: 02 jun 2002, 14:04
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Raven
- Lieutenant
- Berichten: 559
- Lid geworden op: 10 jun 2002, 21:01
- Locatie: Bleiswijk
- Contacteer:
aanrader...
ga naar Kazaa (of ander download programma... ik weet tenminste zeker dat ie op kazaa staat)
zoek dan naar de starwars/startrek parodie 'tripping the Rift'
die is echt goed.... een of andere paarse alien als kapitein met zijn robot engineer en superbabe officer
die het opnemen tegen Darth Bolbo... hij is heel goed IMHO
ga naar Kazaa (of ander download programma... ik weet tenminste zeker dat ie op kazaa staat)
zoek dan naar de starwars/startrek parodie 'tripping the Rift'
die is echt goed.... een of andere paarse alien als kapitein met zijn robot engineer en superbabe officer
die het opnemen tegen Darth Bolbo... hij is heel goed IMHO
