memorable Stargate quotes

[EMH]

Post hier quotes uit Stargate die je zijn bijgebeleven.


Jack: "goodmorning campers" (diverse eps)

uit Childeren of the Gods

Sam: "It took us 15 years and 3 super computers to 'MacGyver' a system like this for the gate on Earth."


uit The Broca Divide:

Teal'c: "Colonel O'Neill?"
Jack: "Lucy! I'm home!"
Teal'c: "I am not Lucy."

uit Hathor:

Daniel: "Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebrity, and music."
Jack: "Sex, drugs, and Rock 'N Roll?"

uit Upgrades:

Jack: "For what it's worth, I am sorry."
Sam: "Me too."
Daniel: "Me three."
Teal'c: "I have no need to apologize."

uit Rising(Atlantis):

Rodney: "We need the Zed-Pee-Em to power the gate."
Jack: "Huh?"
Daniel: "Zee-Pee-Em. He's Canadian."
Jack (to McKay): I'm sorry.

John: "I come from a galaxy far, far away."

uit Poisoning The Well(Atlantis)
Rodney: "He just doesn't like going through the Stargate."
John: "He's worse than Dr. McCoy."
Teyla: "Who?"
John: "The TV character that Dr. Beckett plays in real life."

[Trutgras]

John: 'Two minds are better than one.'
Rodney: 'That's a common misconception.'

Elizabeth: 'You blew up two-thirds of a solar system!!'
Rodney: 'Well actually it was four-fifths, but it's not an exact science.'

[CPT-spekkie]

Een hele mooie uit SG1

Hammond: Col. Oneill, what the hell are you doing?
Oneill: In the middle of my backswing.

Deze zal mij altijd bijblijven, hier ook even een link naar de mp3 file.

Backswing

[Section31]

On-topic!

[Wilson]

Waren ze dat niet dan?

[Tactical_Cube]

tssss mijn post verwijderen, oeh tis stargate dus nou moet elke off topic post weg, en het ging btw over het topic

"hey hey hey hey are you Carters gonna be able to figure this out."
"we'll figure it out.'

[Section31]

Waren ze dat niet dan?

Heb die 2 posts verwijderd.

tssss mijn post verwijderen, oeh tis stargate dus nou moet elke off topic post weg, en het ging btw over het topic

Kijk T_C, als van de 5 eerste posts in een topic al gelijk 2 zwaar off-topic zijn grijp ik in.
In TMH is ruimte genoeg om te baggeren.

[EMH]

uit Window of Opportunity

Hammond: "Colonel, what are you doing out of uniform?"
Jack: "Handing you my resignation."
Sam: "Resigning, what for?"
Jack: "So I can do... this." (en neemt Sam vol op dr mond )

Jack: "I'm taking this loop off."

Jack: "I'm telling you, Teal'c, if we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm going to lose it.
Lose it. It means go crazy. Nuts. Insane. Bonzo. No longer in possession of one's faculties. Three fries short of a happy meal."
(en laat zn bord zien waar ie met ketchup en mosterd een gezichtje op heeft gespoten)
"WACKO!"

Geweldige ep blijft het.

[Trutgras]

Het volgende citaat vat voor mij heel Stargate samen.

O'Neill (tegen Daniel): 'Well. It's surprisingly difficult to kill you, isn't it?'

[Twilight_Link]

In meerdere eps.
O'Neill: ''For crying out loud.''

[Twilight_Link]

In 1969.

Major: ''I'll ask you again. Who are you?''
Jack: ''I am Captain Kirk of the Starship Enterprise.''

Wat later.

Jack: ''Alright, I have'nt been entirly hounost with you. The name is Skywalker, Luke Skywalker.''

[Tactical_Cube]

die was leuk

[Tactical_Cube]

"anyway I dont know why non of you remember any of this but I do know for a fact there's no point in having old doc Frasier examing us again. "

even later bij doc frasier...

"I ask you what could possibly be in my eyes that to explain this?"


Old doc Frasier

[Twilight_Link]

Nee das Teryl Rothery

In Within the Serpents Grasp.

Jack: ''Teal'c what are these?''
Teal'c: ''Zat'nikitels.''
Jack: ''Zat-what?''
Teal'c: ''Zat'nikitels.''
Jack: ''Lets just call them Zatguns.''

[EMH]

uit: Beneath the Surface

Jack: "I dreamed of mining.....naked"

Jack:"I remeber something. It's a man. He is bald and were's a short-sleeved shirt and he's somehow very important t me.
I think his name is....Homer."
Sam: "doesn't ring a bell"


uit Tangent

Daniel: "We kind of hoped you could beam them out"
Jacob (lachend): "Beam them out? Who do you think I am? Scotty?"

[Guess who?]

Ep van gister, nadat Jack vertelde dat de broer (genaamd Alebran) van een alien gedood is en die alien in huilen uitbarst:

Jack:"Might have been another Alebran... popular name"

En die quotes van The Wizard of Oz wanneer Nirrti gedood is:

Jack:"Hurray Dorothy, the whitch is dead!"

En wanneer ze vertrekken:

Jack:"Back to Oz"

Gisteren uit een flashback van een eerdere ep:

Sam:"Zucht"
Jack:"Something wrong?"
Sam:"I've just never blown up a star before."
Jack:"Well, they say the first time is always the hardest."
Sam:?
Jack:"Well, I say that"

En in die ep waar ze de X-301 testen, na allerlei tests in de cockpit of het aanstaat of werkt:

Sam:"Inertial dampers?"
Jack:"Cool!... and check. Phasers?"
Sam:"Sorry sir."

[Guess who?]

Thor tegen Kinsey:

Thor:"Senator Kinsey. O'Neill suggested I send you to a distant planet for your actions here but I am reasonably certain his statement was in jest."

[EMH]

uit: Chain reaction

Jack: "The fact is, if it wasn't for SG-1 you'ld be sitting there with a snake in your head....... instead of your head up your a..."
Bauer: "Colonel!!"

en als Jack en Maybourne bij Kinsey voor de deur stan:

Jack tegen de vrouw van Kinsey: "Afternoon ma'am Im Mr ehh Starksy and this is...Hutch"

als de hond van Kinsey aan Jack snuffelt:

vrouw van Kinsey tegen Jack: He seems to like you, Mr Starsky!
Kinsey: "Dear, Starsky and Hutch is an old TV show"
vrouw: " O so your'e actors then?"

[Cmdr. The Patriot]

"Sir, we can't call it the Enterprise."
"Why not?"
"The code name for the project is Prometheus. What’s wrong with that?"
"It’s a Greek tragedy. Who wants that?"
- Carter and O'Neill, "Unnatural Selection"

Toevoeging op een eerdere post
Thor: Senator Kinsey. O'Neill suggested I send you to a distant planet for your actions here. I am reasonably certain his statement was in jest.
Kinsey: I'm sure it was, Commander...
Thor: Supreme Commander.

Zo mooi, vooral dat vingertje van Thor in reactie op het vingertje van Kinsey.

[Guess who?]

Die zocht ik dus! Echt schitterend ook dan die vinger van Kinsey weer zien zakken als Thor heeft gesproken

[Twilight_Link]

Thor

[Rogueborg]

Thor

Supreme Commander Thor

[Raynor's Revenge]

www.supremecommander.com

[EMH]

uit 48 Hours


McKay: "Major, Teal'c is dead and the pentagon is ordering hammond to resume procedurs in... 16 Hrs?
Carter: " That's how they came up with the 48 hr. deadline, you told them Teal'c is already dead.
MacKay: "Yeah,that's why it's called a deadline"
Carter: "God ,you're a jerk!"
McKay: "I wish i didn't find you so attractive"
"I always had a weakness for...dumb blondes"
Carter: "Go suck a lemon" (McKay is allerisch voor citroen)
McKay fluisterend: "Sexy, very sexy"

Carter en McKay zijn dikke maatjes

[Twilight_Link]

Uit: Into the Fire

Hathor: "We ask you once more. Which one of you shall be host to our new friend?"
O'Neill, to Carter about Snappy the Goa'uld: "He has her eyes."


Uit: Fair Game

Thor: "You may return to your planet now." Thor disappears.
O'Neill: "Ex...cuse me? I assume someone's going to show me the way back?" A light appears around him. "Thank you!"

Hammond: "The President is wondering how confident we are in trusting the Asgard."
Carter: "The Tok'ra trust them."
Daniel: "They helped Jack out when he got the Ancient's language downloaded into his brain."
O'Neill: "You gotta love them for that."

Daniel: "The second Goa'uld representative we're expecting is Yu."
O'Neill: "Me?"
Daniel: "Yu is the name of the Goa'uld."
O'Neill: "Ah! Sorry."

[EMH]

uit Summit

Jacob: "Yu will be among the system lords attending the meeting"
Sam: "I thought Daniel will be goin in as a slave"
Jacob: "The System lord Yu"
Sam (glimlachend): "Little joke there"
Jack:"Funny!"

[A3aan]

www.supremecommander.com

Offtopic

[Thierry]

Uit Cure:

Dollen: "They are sending their most respected team of representatives. No doubt, the leader of this group will be a brilliant and savvy negotiator."

Tegar: "We must be at our best to match the challenge."

Dollen: "Personally, I cannot wait to meet a man of such genius."

Just then, Jack, Sam, Teal'c and Jonas step through the 'gate.

Jack: "Howdy, folks."

[Guess who?]

uit Fragile Balance

-Nadat het team Jack heeft gevonden en wil vertellen hoe alles in elkaar steekt:
Daniel: "Well there's really no easy way to say this... so... Sam's just going to come out and tell it..."

-Op het Asgard schip, waar de jonge en de oude Jack antwoorden:
Thor:"That's why we needed you."
Jack jr & Jack sr:"Me?" "Me?"
Jack sr:"Will you STOP that!"

-En toen ie moest beslissen over het leven van zn kloon:
THOR: "You wish your clone to live?"
YOUNG O'NEILL: "You can't just let me die..."
O'NEILL: "He's just a kid..."
THOR: "Are you certain, O'Neill?"
En dan duurt het te lang en die kleine mept m...
O'NEILL: "I'm thinkin'...yeah."

[Guess who?]

Uit Lifeboat:

TEAL'C: Daniel Jackson's preliminary electroencephalogram proved anomalous.

O'NEILL: I dare you to say that again.

Teal'c looks at him and then opens his mouth to say it again, but he is cut off by Hammond.


Uit Enemy Mine:
Op een planeet zijn oude werktuigen gevonden.

JACKSON: You found all this and you-you didn't contact me?

LORNE: We were going to...

JACKSON: They've been moved.

LORNE: Well, they were in the way.

(dit vind Daniel helemaal niet leuk)

In the mean time, Jack has walked back to stand behind Lorne. Jack steps forward and puts a hand on Daniel's shoulder.

O'NEILL: Daniel...go to your happy place.

Jack pats Daniel's shoulder than turns to give Lorne a look of warning.

O'NEILL: Go.