Top ten Janeway
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Top 10 Rejected Lines Said By Captain Kathryn Janeway To The Vidiians In The Episode "Deadlock" Before Voyager Exploded
10 "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to
die."
9 "Welcome to the last 5 seconds of the rest of your life!"
8 "Do you guys know how to "Duck and Cover"?"
7 "3.....2.....1...Happy New Ye--!"
6 "Have you gentlemen ever had the thrill that comes from being flung
400,000,000 feet by a massive explosion? I haven't, but I'm just
*dying* to know what it's like!"
5 "I just have to say one thing..."(she turns, throws her arms around
Commander Chakotay who is next to her, kisses him quickly and
wispers)......"I love you!" (before going up in a blaze of glory.)
[Well, why not?]
4 [Suddenly panicking] "Oh, My God! We're All Gonna *DIE!* WHAT THE H*LL WAS
I *THINKING*?"
3 "Well, I'm glad that you're here. I have a certain passage from an
Earth Bible all memorized for such an occasion as this one. "Ezekiel
23:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the
inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is
he........" [Well, you get the idea. Powerful, yes, but this would be
used only in the event that they got Quentin Tarantino to direct.]
2 "Hello gentlemen. We surrender......................NOT!"
1 [In a Sally Struthers voice] Hey, do you want to be killed in the
self destruction of a Starfleet vessel? Sure, we all do!"
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Top 10 Things That Janeway Didn't Die From In "Coda"
10. Squeezed to death by Barney the Homicidal Purple Dinosaur
9. Slipping on a banana peel
8. While configuring the subspace convertor warp poloron ray she gets
hit by a passing anti radon chronoton LostInSpace beacon
7. While explaining that he only has one talent, Chakotay draws a katana...
6. Multiplying plastic flamingos hit her on the head when they come
out of the overhead compartment
5. Harry played his Smashing Pumpkins CD one too many times
4. She tries to kill the Roadrunner (beep-beep!)
3. Jerry Springer decides to go clean. Whole universe dies from shock.
2. She catches the Flu-From-Hell from a certain dying TTL writer
1. The TV 'PG' rating fell from the sky
En nog even neelix erbij
Top 10 Best And Worst Ways To Kill Neelix
1. After slugging down six Shirley Temple's in the Messhall, Neelix stumbles to the holodeck, which he commands to "take me to hell." His broken body is later found on the empty holodeck in a pool of vomit.
2. Neelix gets gang-banged by a group of female Kazons.
3. Chakotay gets carried away executing an order from Janeway to "knock the annoying snot around a bit."
4. Tuvok catches him jacking off. Uncomprehending, he requires a detailed explanation from Neelix, who dies of embarrassment.
5. Extensive lab analysis of a green slime found on one of the control panels uncovers the fact that our favorite cook has, once again, been picking his nose. He is summarily fired and commits suicide.
6. Neelix gets gang-banged by a group of male Kazons.
7. On an earlier episode, Neelix almost killes himself, now he finishes what he started.
8. In a rare episode , Tuvok attempts a Vulcan mind-meld with Neelix. ...Neelix's head explodes. Tuvok barely survives, spending the next several days scratching himself and whining.
9. Harry notices a Romulan ship on the scanners, and sends Neelix down to clean out the photon tubes....Later, someone makes a comment about the needs of the many having outweighed the needs of the few.
10. Neelix gets involved in a deviant sexual practice known as "tribble stuffing," not realizing that tribbles multiply anywhere. Even an emergency laser enema by The Doctor fails to save him.
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Top 10 Signs You Watch Way Too Much Voyager
10. Constantly say to yourself: "What would Janeway do in a situation like
this!"
9. Call up NASA every Monday and demand they send the Enterprise up to
rescue them.
8. Watched another show on UPN.
7. Have seen Star Trek The Motion Picture several times and still don't
understand the Vger/Voyager connection.
6. Saw some Residential College student post a plan to kill Neelix and kidnap
Kess, and decided to bust his punk ass.
5. Thought that China Beach was part of the holograph doctor's residency
training.
4. You cry when the guys watching the Hubble Telescope show you their better,
clearer pictures of Jupiter.(Oops! Wrong Voyager!)
3. Eagerly open the door when the Am-way people show up, hoping it might be
Janeway instead.
2. Insist that the folks at DS9 stop copying the Voyager uniforms.
1. Shatner? Who's Shatner?
Top 10 Rejected Lines Said By Captain Kathryn Janeway To The Vidiians In The Episode "Deadlock" Before Voyager Exploded
10 "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to
die."
9 "Welcome to the last 5 seconds of the rest of your life!"
8 "Do you guys know how to "Duck and Cover"?"
7 "3.....2.....1...Happy New Ye--!"
6 "Have you gentlemen ever had the thrill that comes from being flung
400,000,000 feet by a massive explosion? I haven't, but I'm just
*dying* to know what it's like!"
5 "I just have to say one thing..."(she turns, throws her arms around
Commander Chakotay who is next to her, kisses him quickly and
wispers)......"I love you!" (before going up in a blaze of glory.)
[Well, why not?]
4 [Suddenly panicking] "Oh, My God! We're All Gonna *DIE!* WHAT THE H*LL WAS
I *THINKING*?"
3 "Well, I'm glad that you're here. I have a certain passage from an
Earth Bible all memorized for such an occasion as this one. "Ezekiel
23:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the
inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is
he........" [Well, you get the idea. Powerful, yes, but this would be
used only in the event that they got Quentin Tarantino to direct.]
2 "Hello gentlemen. We surrender......................NOT!"
1 [In a Sally Struthers voice] Hey, do you want to be killed in the
self destruction of a Starfleet vessel? Sure, we all do!"
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Top 10 Things That Janeway Didn't Die From In "Coda"
10. Squeezed to death by Barney the Homicidal Purple Dinosaur
9. Slipping on a banana peel
8. While configuring the subspace convertor warp poloron ray she gets
hit by a passing anti radon chronoton LostInSpace beacon
7. While explaining that he only has one talent, Chakotay draws a katana...
6. Multiplying plastic flamingos hit her on the head when they come
out of the overhead compartment
5. Harry played his Smashing Pumpkins CD one too many times
4. She tries to kill the Roadrunner (beep-beep!)
3. Jerry Springer decides to go clean. Whole universe dies from shock.
2. She catches the Flu-From-Hell from a certain dying TTL writer
1. The TV 'PG' rating fell from the sky
En nog even neelix erbij
Top 10 Best And Worst Ways To Kill Neelix
1. After slugging down six Shirley Temple's in the Messhall, Neelix stumbles to the holodeck, which he commands to "take me to hell." His broken body is later found on the empty holodeck in a pool of vomit.
2. Neelix gets gang-banged by a group of female Kazons.
3. Chakotay gets carried away executing an order from Janeway to "knock the annoying snot around a bit."
4. Tuvok catches him jacking off. Uncomprehending, he requires a detailed explanation from Neelix, who dies of embarrassment.
5. Extensive lab analysis of a green slime found on one of the control panels uncovers the fact that our favorite cook has, once again, been picking his nose. He is summarily fired and commits suicide.
6. Neelix gets gang-banged by a group of male Kazons.
7. On an earlier episode, Neelix almost killes himself, now he finishes what he started.
8. In a rare episode , Tuvok attempts a Vulcan mind-meld with Neelix. ...Neelix's head explodes. Tuvok barely survives, spending the next several days scratching himself and whining.
9. Harry notices a Romulan ship on the scanners, and sends Neelix down to clean out the photon tubes....Later, someone makes a comment about the needs of the many having outweighed the needs of the few.
10. Neelix gets involved in a deviant sexual practice known as "tribble stuffing," not realizing that tribbles multiply anywhere. Even an emergency laser enema by The Doctor fails to save him.
Speciaal voor TC:
Top 10 Signs You Watch Way Too Much Voyager
10. Constantly say to yourself: "What would Janeway do in a situation like
this!"
9. Call up NASA every Monday and demand they send the Enterprise up to
rescue them.
8. Watched another show on UPN.
7. Have seen Star Trek The Motion Picture several times and still don't
understand the Vger/Voyager connection.
6. Saw some Residential College student post a plan to kill Neelix and kidnap
Kess, and decided to bust his punk ass.
5. Thought that China Beach was part of the holograph doctor's residency
training.
4. You cry when the guys watching the Hubble Telescope show you their better,
clearer pictures of Jupiter.(Oops! Wrong Voyager!)
3. Eagerly open the door when the Am-way people show up, hoping it might be
Janeway instead.
2. Insist that the folks at DS9 stop copying the Voyager uniforms.
1. Shatner? Who's Shatner?
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orgineel is het toch Wesley CrusherTop 10 Best And Worst Ways To Kill Neelix
1. After slugging down six Shirley Temple's in the Messhall, Neelix stumbles to the holodeck, which he commands to "take me to hell." His broken body is later found on the empty holodeck in a pool of vomit.
2. Neelix gets gang-banged by a group of female Kazons.
3. Chakotay gets carried away executing an order from Janeway to "knock the annoying snot around a bit."
4. Tuvok catches him jacking off. Uncomprehending, he requires a detailed explanation from Neelix, who dies of embarrassment.
5. Extensive lab analysis of a green slime found on one of the control panels uncovers the fact that our favorite cook has, once again, been picking his nose. He is summarily fired and commits suicide.
6. Neelix gets gang-banged by a group of male Kazons.
7. On an earlier episode, Neelix almost killes himself, now he finishes what he started.
8. In a rare episode , Tuvok attempts a Vulcan mind-meld with Neelix. ...Neelix's head explodes. Tuvok barely survives, spending the next several days scratching himself and whining.
9. Harry notices a Romulan ship on the scanners, and sends Neelix down to clean out the photon tubes....Later, someone makes a comment about the needs of the many having outweighed the needs of the few.
10. Neelix gets involved in a deviant sexual practice known as "tribble stuffing," not realizing that tribbles multiply anywhere. Even an emergency laser enema by The Doctor fails to save him.
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Re: Top ten Janeway
lolThierry schreef:Top 10 Signs You Watch Way Too Much Voyager
9. Call up NASA every Monday and demand they send the Enterprise up to
rescue them.
7. Have seen Star Trek The Motion Picture several times and still don't
understand the Vger/Voyager connection.